Software Engineering Consulting
Two decades of hands-on engineering experience: architecture and code reviews, legacy system rescue, cloud and infrastructure work, technical due diligence, and pragmatic delivery when a project has stalled.
Energy Vampire
We feed on hard problems so your team doesn't have to.
Software engineering 路 SEO 路 marketing
Music engineering 路 production 路 management
Software Engineering, SEO & Marketing
Two decades of architecture, systems design and scaling for teams that are stuck.
SEO
Technical and content SEO handled by a dedicated specialist: site audits, performance and Core Web Vitals, keyword strategy, and measurable improvements in organic visibility.
Marketing
Marketing support for technical products and services: positioning, content strategy, and campaigns that speak to engineers and decision-makers without the fluff.
Music Engineering, Production & Management
Records and tours, handled end to end, from the mix through to the pressing plant and the stage. Based in London, with the venue, promoter and pressing-plant contacts to match across the UK and Europe.
Music Engineering
Studio engineering services: editing, mixing, and mastering with a technical ear for projects looking for extreme sounds (hardcore, metal, noise, punk).
Music Production
Label operations end to end: release planning, vinyl and physical pressing, manufacturing and artwork coordination, and digital and physical distribution. Ran our own label for over 15 years.
Music Management
Booking and tour management, end to end: show and tour routing across Europe, promoter and venue negotiation, advancing, and day-of production for underground and established touring acts.
About
Energy Vampire is run by a software engineer consultant with 20 years of experience shipping, fixing, and scaling systems across startups and established companies. SEO and marketing engagements are led by our in-house specialist, so you get one point of contact for engineering and growth.
Small by design: no account managers, no hand-offs, no junior bait-and-switch. The person you talk to is the person doing the work.
Based in London and working remotely. Most engagements run fully remote, with timezone overlap across Europe and the US East Coast; on-site visits in the UK and EU by arrangement. A registered UK limited company, invoicing in GBP, EUR or USD.
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